I’ve probably told this story before but I’ll tell it again anyway. I was rather inebriated one Christmas & thought it’d be a marvelous and sexy idea if I waited for her naked, wrapped in fairy lights. Unfortunately the lights were quite old & became hot enough to burn, so instead of an erotically illuminated girlfriend, she came home to find a tangled drunken idiot flailing on the bedroom floor.
She is one lucky lady.
THIS IS AMAZING :D
I now just can’t stop picturing her face as she walked through the door to find this…
Her face was a mix of surprise, confusion and just a hint of pity before she was overcome with hysterical laughter. Which if I’m honest is not an uncommon reaction to my attempts at seduction.
She did manage to help free me from my mockingly cheerful bondage between giggling convulsions though.